I’ve been asked to write for The Guardian UK in the past, and my editor contacted me after this recent mess at murky coffee started last week. So here’s my take on it. (The best part of the article, in my opinion, is that they re-spelled everything British, Hoff-style, if you will, i.e. “realise” and “favourite.” Makes me chuckle.)
Guadian article: When Baristas Attack

